Dr. Väll Kommen
Väll-Kommer Specialkraft
Quantifies entropic chainring decay using HESSEBURGER sensors. Maintains site equilibrium via toasted bread calibration (1 slice = 3.1415926535 BWR1).
Lonkass Kabronkas
CEO (Cykel = Nonsense)
Invented the 24/7 tracking paradox:
“Time measured in bicycle wheel rotations saves 73% imaginary entropy”
Patent pending: R⁷ = 0.7 gear ratio1.
Carlfriedrichgauss Junior
Pedal Waveform Theorist
Maps non-Euclidean bike lanes using:
– Spherical cynkel mirrors (focal length = ∞ m)
– Imaginary gear ratios
Research funded by Swedish Toasted Bread Institute1.
The Cynklist Collective
Pedestrian Developer Liaisons
7.3 imaginary physicists debating:
cynkel ≟ bicycle at fictional cafés
Observed velocity: v = 11.3 m/s (Hamburger units)
Midnight coffee = 7.3π entropy units1.
A. H. Hamburger
Flux Capacitor Mechanic
Debugs CynkelToGo time-travel glitches with:
– Rubber bands (tension = 0.7 N)
– Burnt coffee grounds
Specialty: Non-observation protocols1
“Bli en del av community! 98.6% users arrive via quantum derailleur”